We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities

We realize there are a lot of educational toys out there, particularly those that teach STEM skills (science, technology, engineering, and math). In today’s crowded marketplace, it can be tough to know what will keep your children entertained and on track to become the next engineer, chemist, coder, or tech CEO.

But what if they want to grow up to be a writer, artist, lawyer, therapist, or—dear god—a teacher? Not on our watch. Our new line of toys will keep your little Musks from falling into the hands of Big History and Social Work.

We know you want the best for your children. Can you imagine the daily horrors of life as an ethicist or a librarian? That’s why we promise that our new line of toys will never, ever teach them the humanities. Look for our limited-edition STEM board games this fall, including Insulin Monopoly, presented by Eli Lilly.